I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu!
in the history of China
in the history of sucking


And the five
Man, you should’ve seen them
They totally hate me


How’s Shifu ever gonna turn me
into the Dragon Warrior
I mean, I’m not like the five
I’ve got no claws
no wings, no venom
Even mattis has those…thingies
Maybe I should just quit and
go back to making noodles

Don’t quit!
Don’t noodles!
you are too concerned with what
was and what will be
There’s a saying

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery
but today is a gift
That is why it is called present.

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